WooWoo isms

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* Guaranteed not to rip tear ravel or run up your leg on a rainy night.

* You want to be a garbage man when you grow up.

* You want to dig ditches your whole life.

*  Hit em in the knee coach.

* The Golden Stream by I P Freely

* Under the Bleachers by C Moore Butts

* I'm eating it ain't I!

* Do it right the first time or don't do it at all

* Don't whittle toward yourself.

* Don't pee into the wind

* Don't eat yellow snow

* If your Aunt had balls she would have been your uncle.

* Anyone to Dad: What are you looking for?  

Dad: A fart with a blue streak.  Have you seen one?